We managed to salvage a few of these from the smoking debris field surrounding a certain high-rise in Los Angeles. While the roof didn't survive the "unauthorized structural modifications" made by the unexpected guests on Christmas Eve, this shirt miraculously did.

This vintage-style design commemorates the corporate party that ended with a bang. It was a night of festive cheer, questionable bearer bonds, and a very aggressive hostile takeover. Whether you’re a barefoot traveler just trying to visit family, or a sharp-dressed executive negotiating for a glass of water, this shirt is the perfect fit. It is durable enough to withstand broken glass, tight squeezes through HVAC ducts, and the heat of an exploding elevator shaft.

Wear it to your next office holiday party—just maybe skip the speech from the CEO.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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