Ordered a lovely cheese pizza just for yourself? Make sure you’re dressed for the occasion. This tee pays homage to the most reliable delivery service in the Chicago suburbs—guaranteed to arrive in 20 minutes, or you don't pay.

It is the perfect attire for those quiet winter nights when the family has mysteriously disappeared to Paris, leaving you alone to eat junk and watch rubbish. Just keep an eye on the front driveway; our drivers have a terrible habit of knocking over lawn statues.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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