Nakatomi Corp. Christmas Party 1988

$29.99 Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt · printed to order

Pick any 3 tees and shipping's free. No code.0/3 tees

Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.

The memory

We managed to salvage a few of these from the smoking debris field surrounding a certain high-rise in Los Angeles. While the roof didn't survive the "unauthorized structural modifications" made by the unexpected guests on Christmas Eve, this shirt miraculously did. This vintage-style design commemorates the corporate party that ended with a bang. It was a night of festive cheer, questionable bearer bonds, and a very aggressive hostile takeover. Whether you’re a barefoot traveler just trying to visit family, or a sharp-dressed executive negotiating for a glass of water, this shirt is the perfect fit. It is durable enough to withstand broken glass, tight squeezes through HVAC ducts, and the heat of an exploding elevator shaft. Wear it to your next office holiday party—just maybe skip the speech from the CEO.

Ring-spun cotton at 4.5 oz/yd², stitched twice at the collar and again at the sleeves, a tape strip running shoulder to shoulder inside the collar. The body is quarter-turned rather than tubular, so no fold runs down the front — a heftier build than most tees in this shop.

Fit and sizing

Cut: Unisex, true to size
Stretch: Low stretch
Length: Medium
Sleeve: Short
Neck: Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28

Fabric and print

Fabric: Cotton
Care: Machine washable

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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