You know what this shirt says? It says “I’ll steal your man, eat your pasta, and flip you the bird before dessert.” And guess what? That’s your brand now.

This isn’t some cheap, boxy tee from a Bennie gift shop in Seaside. It’s soft as sin, semi-fitted, and made to skim your curves like a guy named Sal at the 1185 Lounge on a Friday night. Whether you’re out breaking hearts, breaking balls, or just trying to piss off your ex’s mother, this is your uniform.

We printed Puttana on the chest so you don’t have to say it out loud—but let’s be honest, you probably still will.

Fabric Details (for the prudes reading this):

100% ring-spun cotton so soft it’ll make you forget you’re a disappointment to your zia

Sport Grey blend (90% cotton, 10% polyester) for the ones who sweat like they just saw their ex with someone younger

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz – light enough to wear to confession, if you’re still welcome

Semi-fitted cut, flattering but not skanky (unless you want it to be)

Side-seamed to hold its shape like you hold grudges

Narrow rib collar and taped neck/shoulders because your neckline deserves structure—unlike your family

Sourced from Honduras—shoutout to the factory workers, they’d probably love you

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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