Puttana

Name: Puttana - Women's short sleeve t-shirt
Brand: Jersey Shore Memories
SKU: 9775091_22175
Availability: InStock

$32.99 Women's short sleeve t-shirt · printed to order

Pick any 3 tees and shipping's free. No code.0/3 tees

Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.

The memory

You know what this shirt says? It says “I’ll steal your man, eat your pasta, and flip you the bird before dessert.” And guess what? That’s your brand now.

This isn’t some cheap, boxy tee from a Bennie gift shop in Seaside. It’s soft as sin, semi-fitted, and made to skim your curves like a guy named Sal at the 1185 Lounge on a Friday night. Whether you’re out breaking hearts, breaking balls, or just trying to piss off your ex’s mother, this is your uniform.

We printed Puttana on the chest so you don’t have to say it out loud—but let’s be honest, you probably still will.

Fabric Details (for the prudes reading this):

100% ring-spun cotton so soft it’ll make you forget you’re a disappointment to your zia

Sport Grey blend (90% cotton, 10% polyester) for the ones who sweat like they just saw their ex with someone younger

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz – light enough to wear to confession, if you’re still welcome

Semi-fitted cut, flattering but not skanky (unless you want it to be)

Side-seamed to hold its shape like you hold grudges

Narrow rib collar and taped neck/shoulders because your neckline deserves structure—unlike your family

Sourced from Honduras—shoutout to the factory workers, they’d probably love you

Fit and sizing

Cut: Women's short sleeve t-shirt
Stretch: Low stretch
Length: Medium
Sleeve: Short
Neck: Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	25 ½	31-34
M	26	35-38
L	27	39-41
XL	28	42-45
2XL	28 ½	46-48

Fabric and print

Fabric: Cotton
Care: Machine washable

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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