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Stumpy's

$29.99 Unisex t-shirt · printed to order
Color: Black Heather
Size: XS

Free shipping on any 3 tees, or any order over $99. Automatic at checkout, no code.

The memory

Everybody's town had a Stumpy's, or something like it — a bar where the regulars had their own stools and the bartender knew your father before he knew you. Neptune's version is gone now, but the name still gets said like it isn't.

Fit and sizing
Cut
Unisex, true to size
Stretch
Low stretch
Length
Medium
Sleeve
Short
Neck
Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
Fabric and print
Fabric
Cotton
Care
Machine washable

This is the sign, or close enough to it, pulled back into print the way people remember it hanging over the door. Made for the ones who could still find the place blind.

Combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd², pre-shrunk before printing. Side-seamed rather than tubular, taped shoulder to shoulder. The hand is soft and light with a bit of give. Heather colors contain polyester.

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one shirt at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Expect a few days of production before it ships, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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