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The Cabaret was what its name said it was, no more and no less, a go-go bar in Eatontown that ran for years on a certain stretch of road. Places like it don't usually get remembered fondly in polite conversation, but plenty of people who worked there, drank there, or just drove past it every day still know exactly where it stood.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
This shirt keeps the sign lettering as it actually read, without dressing it up or apologizing for it, for anyone who remembers the building rather than any particular night inside it.
Side seams instead of a single tube of fabric, taping across the shoulders, a 4.2 oz combed and ring-spun cotton that's pre-shrunk before it ever reaches you. Soft, a little stretch, made to order one shirt at a time rather than sitting in a warehouse bin.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one shirt at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Expect a few days of production before it ships, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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