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What's Your Beef sounds like a burger joint because it was one — a Rumson spot built around a question that doubled as a menu prompt, the kind of name a small-town restaurant could get away with before every business needed to sound like a tech startup.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
This tee reprints the restaurant's own logo or wordmark, the lettering that probably ran across the awning, made for anyone who remembers ordering there, name and all.
The shirt itself is 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd², pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taped (heathers carry some polyester). Soft, with a little stretch built in, and printed to order — one shirt made when you ask for it, not a hundred made in advance and hoping.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one shirt at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Expect a few days of production before it ships, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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