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Every town at the Shore had a Biff. Not the actual name on anyone's birth certificate, just the guy who ran the detail shop, kept a radio going in the bay, and could get a decade of salt stains out of an interior for twenty bucks and a promise you'd bring it back.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
This one recreates the shop's sign the way it probably looked bolted above the garage door — plain, functional, a little sun-faded even in the artwork. For anyone who remembers where they used to get their car cleaned before it disappeared.
The shirt itself is combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 ounces, pre-shrunk so the fit you buy is the fit you keep. Side seams, taped shoulders, a little stretch without ever feeling tight. Each one is printed to order rather than run off in bulk, so yours gets made when you ask for it.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one shirt at a time, after you order it.
Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Expect a few days of production before it ships, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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