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Some shirts need an explanation and some are a joke you had to be in the room for. This is the second kind — a mashup of two names that made sense to somebody, at some party, for reasons that didn't need to survive being written down anywhere official.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
The design plays the pairing straight, letting the two names sit side by side and do whatever work they're going to do without any extra commentary attached.
It's combed, ring-spun cotton at 4.2 ounces, pre-shrunk before it ever meets a printer and side-seamed so it holds its line in the wash. The fit runs soft with a little stretch, fitted without being tight, and every shirt gets made individually, to order, the same unhurried way as everything else in this shop.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one shirt at a time, after you order it.
Printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Expect a few days of production before it ships, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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