



Malandrino
The memory
There's always one — the guy who could get you a deal on anything, no questions asked, and never once got caught doing it. Mariolo. Half compliment, half accusation, the word covers everyone from the harmless hustler on the corner to the uncle nobody let near the card table unsupervised.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
Printed plain across the chest, the way it would've been said behind his back — or to his face, depending how brave you were. For anyone who's related to one, married one, or is quietly proud to be one.
Every shirt gets printed to order rather than pulled off a shelf, which cuts down on waste more than it sounds like it would. The blank is 4.2 oz combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, taped across the shoulders — soft out of the bag with a little give, cut to sit close without choking you.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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