



Faccia Brutte
The memory
Faccia brutte, more or less, ugly faces — what you got called the second you rolled your eyes at dinner or answered back with an attitude nobody asked for. Plural, because apparently one bad expression was never the problem; it ran in the family.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
The lettering leans a little exaggerated, like the face it's describing, printed big enough that nobody misses the point. For anyone whose resting expression has gotten them in trouble at more than one holiday table.
This is 4.2-ounce combed, ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with a soft hand and just enough stretch to move without ever feeling tight. Shoulder taping keeps the neckline in shape long after a lesser shirt would've given up. Printed individually, to order, every single time.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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