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The memory
Ray's Occult Books never had a real address — it existed for exactly as long as the movie needed it to, a cramped little shop stacked with the kind of books that get you fired from a university. It's the store every horror-comedy fan wishes they'd stumbled into on a rainy afternoon in the city.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
The design leans into that shopfront-sign look, hand-painted lettering and all, for anyone who'd rather browse a haunted bookstore than a chain store. If you already know exactly which movie this is from, you're the audience.
This one's 4.2 oz combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a fitted-but-not-tight cut and shoulder taping that keeps the neckline from stretching out. Side seams instead of a single tube of fabric, a little stretch to it, and printed on demand — no warehouse of unsold size-larges waiting around.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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