Skinny Balink - Women's short sleeve t-shirt 2XL

Skinny Balink - Women's short sleeve t-shirt

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Greetings from the shore

You ever walk into a room and hear your uncle yell “Look at this skinny balink!” like it’s both a compliment and an insult? Yeah. That’s the vibe. This shirt is for every girl who grew up being force-fed sausage and peppers because “you look like you haven’t eaten since Lent.” It's the verbal carb-loading your Nonna used to give you before chasing you with a meatball. And now? You’re turning that generational trau...

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Skinny Balink

$32.99 Women's short sleeve t-shirt · printed to order

Pick any 3 tees and shipping's free. No code.0/3 tees

Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.

Also made as

Premium TeeSoftstyle Tee

The memory

You ever walk into a room and hear your uncle yell “Look at this skinny balink!” like it’s both a compliment and an insult? Yeah. That’s the vibe.

This shirt is for every girl who grew up being force-fed sausage and peppers because “you look like you haven’t eaten since Lent.” It's the verbal carb-loading your Nonna used to give you before chasing you with a meatball. And now? You’re turning that generational trauma into a fashion statement. Therapy’s expensive—this shirt is not.

It’s semi-fitted to hug your curves (or lack thereof), lightweight so it doesn’t feel like punishment, and soft enough that even your most bitter cousin can’t say shit.

Features:

100% ring-spun cotton—so smooth it makes your aunt’s Chianti feel like box wine

Sport Grey blend available, in case you sweat through your sarcasm

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz, so it won't weigh you down like your family's expectations

Semi-fitted—snug but not slutty (unless you're going to Bar Anticipation, in which case…go off)

Side-seamed so it won’t stretch out like the truth at a Falco family barbecue

Taped neck and shoulders, unlike your uncle Tony who taped nothing and still did 18 months

Made in Honduras. Not Staten Island, but close enough.

Fit and sizing

Cut: Women's short sleeve t-shirt
Stretch: Low stretch
Length: Medium
Sleeve: Short
Neck: Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	25 ½	31-34
M	26	35-38
L	27	39-41
XL	28	42-45
2XL	28 ½	46-48

Fabric and print

Fabric: Cotton
Care: Machine washable

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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