





Smith's Grove Sanitarium
The memory
Smith's Grove Sanitarium is the institution horror fans know by reputation alone — the one that couldn't hold onto its most famous patient no matter how many times it tried. It's fictional, which is the only reason anyone's comfortable joking about it, and it's been part of the genre's mythology since 1978.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
The design plays it straight, like actual hospital signage, staff-badge stiff, for the kind of horror fan who'd wear an institution's logo before they'd wear the killer's mask.
This one runs fitted-but-not-tight — 4.2 oz combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, with a little stretch and taped shoulder seams so the neckline doesn't give up on you. Sides are seamed instead of tubed, and every shirt is printed to order, one at a time.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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