



Cazzo
The memory
Cazzo is one of those words that does a lot of jobs — frustration, disbelief, emphasis, sometimes just filler between other words. Said under the breath at a bad hand of cards, a missed exit, a Sunday sauce that didn't come out right. Everybody's grandfather said it. Not everybody's grandmother admitted to knowing what it meant.
Fit and sizing
- Cut
- Unisex, true to size
- Stretch
- Low stretch
- Length
- Medium
- Sleeve
- Short
- Neck
- Crew
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Fabric and print
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Care
- Machine washable
It's printed exactly the way it's said, no cleanup, no dictionary spelling, because a softened version misses the point entirely. For anyone who grew up hearing it more than they'd admit to a priest.
Made from combed, ring-spun cotton at 4.2 ounces per yard, this one runs soft and a little stretchy, fitted without being tight. Side seams and taped shoulders keep the shape honest wash after wash, and it only gets printed once you've ordered it — no bulk run sitting in a bin.
The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.
Shipping and returns
Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.
Returns
Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!
Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.
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