Testicular Fortitude

Cut

Unisex, true to size

Stretch

Low stretch

Length

Medium

Sleeve

Short

Neck

Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Fabric

Cotton

Care

Machine washable

The design keeps it blunt and a little ridiculous, same as the phrase itself — no illustration needed, just the words doing the work. For anyone who's had to talk themselves into something scary lately.

This tee is pre-shrunk, 4.2 oz combed, ring-spun cotton with taped shoulder seams, side seams instead of a straight tube, and enough stretch to move in without stressing the fabric. Made and printed only after it's ordered — no bulk run of a joke shirt sitting in storage.

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.