Testicular Fortitude

$13.50 White glossy mug · made to order
Free shipping on orders over $99. No code.$0.00 / $99
Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.
The memory

Somebody had to walk into the boss's office, or the DMV, or the in-laws' house after showing up late again, and everyone standing around watching agreed: that took testicular fortitude. It's the phrase for nerve you didn't know you had until the moment demanded it, blunt and a little ridiculous, exactly like the moment itself.

Details

The design keeps that phrase front and center, no illustration required, just the words doing the work on a mug you'll actually reach for on the morning you need the nerve for something.

It's glossy ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe, sized to get through a full pot of coffee before whatever's waiting for you outside the kitchen. The glaze holds the print through the wash, moment after moment.

Made one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your mug is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. Please double-check your selection before you buy, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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