Un cazzo

$32.99 Unisex t-shirt · printed to order
Pick any 3 tees and shipping's free. No code.0/3 tees
Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.
Color: Black Heather
Size: XS
The memory

Somebody makes a promise they clearly aren't going to keep, or a claim nobody at the table believes for a second, and the reply comes back flat: "un cazzo." Two words, zero patience, conversation over. It's blunt in Italian the same way it would be blunt in English, no softer for the translation.

Fit and sizing
Cut
Unisex, true to size
Stretch
Low stretch
Length
Medium
Sleeve
Short
Neck
Crew

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
Fabric and print
Fabric
Cotton
Care
Machine washable

Printed exactly as it's said, dialect and all, for the person whose default reaction to nonsense has never once been polite about it.

Combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, with a soft hand and a little stretch to it — pre-shrunk, taped at the shoulders, side-seamed instead of run through the middle. Printed one at a time, once it's actually been ordered.

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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