Mary's Husband's Pub (Turtle Races '84)

$29.99 Short sleeve t-shirt · printed to order
Pick any 3 tees and shipping's free. No code.0/3 tees
Made after you order. Most orders ship within 3 business days.
Color: Black Heather
Size: S
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The memory

Before Joe’s Surf Shack started pouring drinks on 18th Ave, there was Mary’s Husband’s Pub—the kind of place where time stood still just long enough for a turtle to cross a finish line. Owned by James Guimes, this beloved Belmar bar was infamous for its weekly turtle races—yes, turtle races—where locals packed in to place their bets (bragging rights only), name their champions, and cheer like lunatics over what might be the slowest sport ever invented.It wasn’t just a bar. It was a ritual. The kind of spot where the walls soaked in stories, where strangers became regulars, and where the line between absurdity and tradition was delightfully blurry. Mary’s Husband’s Pub closed in 1991, but its spirit still echoes through the Shore—especially for those who remember the roar of the crowd… and the shuffle of reptilian glory.This tee is for the locals who lived it and the newcomers who wish they had.

Fit and sizing
Cut
Short sleeve t-shirt
Stretch
Low stretch
Length
Long
Sleeve
Short
Neck
Turtle

Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Match your chest measurement to the chest column. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
Fabric and print
Fabric
Cotton
Care
Machine washable

A soft, lightweight cotton tee — combed and ring-spun, 4.2 oz/yd², pre-shrunk, with side-seam construction and taping run across the shoulders. The heathers blend in a little polyester.

The graphic is printed direct to garment, one at a time, after you order it.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your t-shirt is made after you buy it and ships directly from the print facility, not from the Jersey Shore. Most orders ship within 3 business days, then normal transit time. Shipping is calculated at checkout, and it is free on any 3 tees or any order over $99.

Returns

Thank you for choosing Jersey Shore Memories for your nostalgia fix! Please be aware that our products are custom printed to order, making returns or exchanges a bit tricky. We highly recommend checking our detailed size charts before making a purchase, as all sales are considered final unless you receive incorrect or defective merchandise. Rest assured, if there’s an error on our end, we’ll swiftly make it right. We appreciate your understanding and support!

Please contact us at gettheshirt@jsmemories.com if you have received an incorrect, defective or damaged item.

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Mary's Husband's Pub (Turtle Races '84)$29.99

What happened to Mary's Husband's Pub?

Mary's Husband's Pub stood on 18th Avenue in what is now Lake Como, back when the town was still South Belmar. Turtle races were the main event. The building has since housed other bars, most recently Joe's Surf Shack.

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